Bacha apni ami se gol gapy wala aya hai

Bacha apni ami se gol gapy wala aya hai mein gol gapy khaon ga.
Maa:haan tu beta ye lo paise aur gol gapy le aao.
Bacha:nahi ami aap b chalein
Maa:kyun beta
Bacha:gol gapy wala kehta hai
aana baabo aanna gol gapy khana
gol gapy khana ammi jaan ko bhi lana:)

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1 Pathan jahaz may betha

1 Pathan jahaz may betha tha k pilot ne jahaz urany k liye agy se oncha kya, to pathan pilot se bola:j tu wheeling wali begarti karniay ty menu laa dey.

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Ek Road Per koi mer gaya tha

Ek Road Per koi mer gaya tha rush main pathan ko dekhnay ka moka na mila
Pathan: Hut Jao Ye mera Baap....
Jab Agay dekha to Ghada(donkey) mara para tha

Kon bany ga Carorpati

Question:"Kon bany ga Carorpati"
Pathan: main banu ga
Q1: what is u r Father name?
Pathan:Plz Option....
a. Bashir , b.Changez, c.Feroz ,d.Sultan
Pathan: Life Line 50/50
A.Bashir ,C.Feroz
Pathan :Audience Pol
75% Bashir
25% Feroz
Pathan: My Last Life line
Phone O Friend ....
Kis ko Call Karain Gay
Pathan : apnay Aba Gul khan Ko. Win

5 Pathan bari mushkil say bhens ko chhat per chra rahay thy

5 Pathan bari mushkil say bhens ko chhat per chra rahay thy
Admi :ye kia ker rahay ho
Pathan:upper leja kar zeeba karni hai
Admi:Nechay hi zeeba kar lo
Pathan:churi Upper pari hai

Ek bohary kisan (farmer) Nay Apnay Bay-kasor Betay ko jail main khat likha ..

Ek bohary kisan (farmer) Nay Apnay Bay-kasor Betay ko jail main khat likha ..
"Pyary Betay"
Main is sal Allo (potato) ki fasal nahi bo sakta hoon
Mujh say Khet ki Khudai Nahi Ho rahi hai
Kash!!!!!!!!  Tum meri Mada Ker saktay
Betay Nay jawabi khat main likha ....
 Baba Zameen mat khodna Main nay zameen main Aslaa Chupaya hua hai
Next day:Police nay sari zameen khood di lakin kuch na mila...
Baba :Ab app fasla bo saktay ho Main yahan say itna hi ker sakta tha

Doctor saab mujhy Door say kuch nazar nahi ata

Mareez: Doctor saab mujhy Door say kuch nazar nahi ata
Doctor: Wo Asman main kia hai
Mareez: Chand..
Doctor :Uluday Pathay .... Is say door kia Farishtay dekhay ga

Ek Sardar Nay Ground main ek Gharaa Khoda

Ek Sardar Nay Ground main ek Gharaa Khoda
    aur Is main byth kar Kuch Sochnay Laga....
2nd Sardar: Ae ki Ho reya hai Paa gi...
1st Sardar:
 





Dongyaan Sochaann......

Beta is Bar tum ko 80% Marks Lanay Hain

Baap:Beta is Bar tum ko 80% Marks Lanay Hain
Beta: Papa main is Bar 100% Marks loon  ga
Baap: Kun Mazzak Kertay ho...
Beta:Pehlay Shuru kis nay kia tha

Tum baray Ho kar Kia Karo Gay

Miss: Tum baray Ho kar Kia Karo Gay ?
Student: Shadi..
Miss: Mera Matlab Hai Kia Bano gay..
Student: Dulha
Miss:I mean bary ho kay kia hasil karo gay
student:Dulhan
Miss:Idiot mera matlab Kay Ammi Abu kay Liy Kia karo gay
Student:Bahu Laun Ga
Miss :Tumhar Papa  tum say kia chahatay hain
Student: Pota
Miss:Ya Allah Tumhari Zindagi ka kia Maqsad Hai
Student:shadi

Ekk tiger ney aik sardar Ko Zoo Main Maar Dia ...

Ekk tiger ney aik sardar Ko Zoo Main Maar Dia
   Kun???????
Tiger: Sala 1 ghantay say keh raha tha anni Wadi Bili.

Pathan nay Exam sheet per Poti Kar Di

Pathan: Nay Exam sheet per Poti Kar Di aur Teacher ko Thma di...
Teacher: Ye Kia Hai..
Pathan: Teacher  App nay hi To kaha tha Kay jo bhi Aa Raha hai Kardo....

Yar Kal rat 3 ghantey ek english film dekhi

Pathan:
yar Kal rat 3 ghantey ek english film dekhi,
Usme na koi banda tha,
na koi awaz..
Frnd:
teri khair
wesy film ka nam kia tha?
Pathan
PLEASE INSERT DISC

Pathan P.C.O Gya

Pathan P.C.O Gya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray.
Q maray?
Q k..
Shop pr likha tha, koi b ptcl nmbr dial krne se phly 3 lagayn…

Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge

Teacher 2 pathan student: Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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Pathan:
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HAND FREE !!!:-

pakistan ka jhanda

Teacher Pathan Studnt se: btao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya,
Pathan: Danday me
(‘,’)/
<))
§/Ö§Oe hoye pathan k pass bhi dimagh hai

Eid Namaz kaha parhi?

Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya
Dost:
Eid Namaz kaha parhi?
Pathan:
7wale ground me
Ajeeb namaz thi
na sajda
na rukoo
or
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha
Dost:
Oy Pagal,Wo to janaza tha kisi ka
Pathan:
Oho,Me to bht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarkbad bi de aya.

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida

Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida,
Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha utha kr dikha raha tha,
Ghar lota to Behosh ho gaya
Q k underwear ghar pr para tha.

Ohm’s Law

Teacher: Define Ohm’s Law?
Sardar: Sir, mujhy poora yaad nahi, aakhir ka aadha yaad hy..
Teacher: Acha wo bata do..
Sardar: And this is called Ohm’s Law!

Beauty is “Full of Diseases”

Poet........VS........ Doctor

Poet: Jhuki jhuki Palkein
Dr: (Ptosis)
Poet: Gulabi Aankhein
Dr: (Conjunctivitis)
Poet: Tirchi Nazar
Dr: (Nystagmus)
Poet: Khamosh se lab
Dr: (Aphasia)
Poet: Gulabi Gaal
Dr: (Plethora)
Poet: Kapkapate hath
Dr: (Parkinson’s)
Poet: Chand sa chehra
Dr: (Cushing’s Syndrome)
Poet: Kaala Til
Dr: (Melanoma)
Poet: Har Taraf Ussi Ka Chehra
Dr: (Hallucination)
MORAL:
Beauty is “Full of Diseases”
Public service msg by doctors.

Strange FACTS

Strange FACTS
1. Ek luqma 7secnd k baad pait me pohnchta ha
2. Insani baal 3KG tk wazan utha sakta ha
3. Hr Kisi k Angothe k joron ki lakeerein us k Jeevan sathi ki ankhon or honton ki trah hoti hain
4. Auratain mardo ki nisbat ziada palkein jhapkti he
5.Aur apka diyhaaan abhi tk anghoty pe hi ha:D

Santa was drawing money from ATM.....

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena

Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena Ye Soch Kar DOSTO!!
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Tum Khud Konsay HAJI Ho

Accept an Insult

The only gracious way to
accept an Insult is to ignore
it
if u cant top it, laugh at it
if u can’t laugh at it
u probably Deserve it!

Don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in ...

Father:Wht can u do 4 my daughter..?
Boy:I whould die 4 her!
father:I wont let her marry u.
Boy: Why?
father:I’m looking 4 some1 who would live for her,not some1 who would just die n leave her alone….
Moral:don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in insult…

Engineering student to his sweeper

engineering student to his sweeper:
mere pass degree hai,knowledge hai logo mein izzat hai,tere pass kya hai?
sweeper:mere pass naukari hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so say nooooooo to engg!!!!

WIFE said to her HUSBAND

After a quarrel, WIFE said to
her HUSBAND: “You know, I
was a fool when I married
you.”
He replied, “Yes, Dear, but I
was in love and didn’t
notice.” :p

All my books wr singing a song....

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
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guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!:-D

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
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Being Single Is My Attitude… =P ;->

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Enginering and Medical colg principals

Enginering and Medical colg principals argued that their students are
Fearless
Medical colg’s principal called his 2 studnts and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .
They jumped . . .
The principal said ” see da guts ”
Engineering colg’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . .
They said ” Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHaY! ”
The principal said ‘’see da guts”..B-)

zubaida apa chupan chupai khel rahi hen

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Koi chupy na chupy m aai.:-P
(zubaida apa chupan chupai khel rahi hen.)

Khuda kre Ap Doob Jayen...

Khuda kre Ap Doob Jayen,
  “\Ω/”
~”~”~”~
“~”~”~”
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Khushyon k aise Gehre Smandr me K jiski Gehråyo tk kbi koi Ghm na pohch sake
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeennn!

Faraz aaj aata lay kar ja .....

(”"”"”)
(”"”"”)
(”"”"”)
<(”,)/”
- \ \
_/”\_
hat jaaaa0Oo!
Faraz aaj aata lay kar ja rahaaa haaay

–  \ /     \ /
–  /\      /\
–O O O O
Ye Lo Qenchiyan
Logon Ki Jaib
Kato
oR
sMs K Liye
Pese Jama
Karo
Kanjusi Ki B
Koi Had Hoti Hy,.

Kitna Badal Giya Insan

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL giya inNsan
(\./)
/.”.) “— ,,
\,,/”( ,_ ,_ ; )
—// //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan…

DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna

—–___@
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai.

Good morning

good morning from
3idiots
(’.')> (’-') <('-')>
<\”\ /”/
_/”\_ _/”\_ _\”‘\_
good morning from
3idiots
Are bhaiya All iz well

tring … tring

| !
| !”\(-.-)
| ! //>
| ! _/\_
tring … tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon…
.
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
.
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->

Nice dream

*,!*.*GUD,**
,*,*!*,NIghT*,*
*,.*1*HAVE,**
,.*,*A,.*.*!*
,*,.*NICE*,.**,
,.*,DREAM,*.,*

           !!!
       |^^^^^|
   |^^^^^^^^^|
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Happy Birthday
Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake
Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain.

Khauf Aur Darr ka Aik Waqiya

Khauf Aur Darr ka Aik Waqiya!!
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Do pathan aik saath naha rahe thay
ke
Sabun gir gaya.
Magar dono mein se kisi ne
Jhuk ke sabun uthane ki himmat nahi ki.

Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song ....

Once a Pathan was asked,
“Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?”
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Khan Sahab replied:

“Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”.

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya........

Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
.
Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he
.
Karhai nhi karwani..

Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala

Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”

chaku pani ma ubal rha tha

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

This is My Back Ground Music

1 Baar Pathan Ka EngLish Ki CLass Mein Paad NikaL Gaya..
Teacher:
“What is This”?
Pathan:
“This is My Back Ground Music”:-

1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Sardar : tum eska sadka utar lo
To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kar diya.

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya....

1 Pathan sharab k Nashay me ghar Aaya or so gaya.
Sotay me uski Mout hogai.
Upar ja k us ne ilteja ki k usko aik chance aur dia jaye.
Usko murghi bana k zameen pe bhej dia jata hai.
Murghi ban’ne k baad wo aik anda deta hai aur bohat
khush hota hai.
Jese he wo dusra anda dene lagta hai to us
k sir pe joota lagta hai aur
Uski BV ki aawaz Aati hai:
uth kambakhat tu bistar pe Potti kar raha hai.

Beta kya kar rahe ho....?

MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho....?
Beta : Parh rha hu Maa..
MAA : Excellent, Kya parh raha hai mri jaan.....?


BETA : apni Jaan k message Ammi Jaan.

TECH BIJILI KAHAN S ATI HAI

TECH BIJILI KAHAN S ATI HAI STDNT MERE MAMOO K GHAR SE TEASH WO KESE STDENT JAB BIJILI JATI HA TO MERE PAPA KEHTE SAALON NA PHIR BIJILI BAND KAR DI

Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho

Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge.

Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM"

or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!

Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"

MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...

MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?










PATHAN- Juice bana K...

Toilet Jane Se Pehle

 Toilet Jane Se Pehle
.(',').
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad
.('.').
/()\
_/\.
Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum

o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

Chipkali Ap K Mu Me

Doctor:
      Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar:
     Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho ........

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Sardar in Coffee shop wth wife

Sardar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks

Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho... ;->

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke... =P

Agar koi larki bhai keh day to ........

Agar koi larki bhai keh day to Ghbraane ka nahe..!!
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1 chamaat laga ka bolo
Idhar kya kar rahi ho?
Ghar jaao... =P ;->

Ye zubeida aapa kon hain

F.B.I inspector:
Sir hum ne duniya ka kona kona chhaan maara lekin
usama
omer,
dadi,
munni
papu
aur faraz ka
koi pata nahi chala.... :(
Officer:
Abey in sub ko goli maaro. :-/
Sirf ye pata karo k
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!
!
!
"ye zubeida aapa kon hain..? ;->

Munni huwi dewani

Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewani!
Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewaani
Munni ho gai purani kyun ke ab aa gai”Sheila ki Jawani”

Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo

/('',)
'..(>
< /
Wese me Keh Raha Tha K
Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo
Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga
Tumhe B Sawab Mile Ga Or Mujy Bhi...!

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi....

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga
(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

Zubaida Appa kay Totkay

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain. Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??
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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine

But It Can’t Search N Locate

D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Solid Be Izzati

Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Wazir-E-Pappi

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi
Veena Malik..

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->