Eid Namaz kaha parhi?

Pathan Eid wale din apne dost se milne gya
Dost:
Eid Namaz kaha parhi?
Pathan:
7wale ground me
Ajeeb namaz thi
na sajda
na rukoo
or
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha
Dost:
Oy Pagal,Wo to janaza tha kisi ka
Pathan:
Oho,Me to bht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarkbad bi de aya.